Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Sick Me...fucking Mono


FUCK…
Ok haven’t posted in awhile because I have been sicker then sick but hey let me catch you all up with what’s been going on.
Last Sunday I went to a KICKASS Flyleaf concert at first I was pissed of because they put everyone 20 and younger upstairs and if your where 21 and older you could go up stairs even though it was crowded with teeny-boppers (they all make me sick, not that I’m saying I’m not a teen but at least I know how to act my fucking age) anyways I went to this concert with My friend Jae and Carl in which Jae was nice enough to stay with me upstairs while Carl went off and talked to people during the first to concert peoples then finally he remembered me because he looked upstairs and I flipped him the bird while Jae sat and laughed and said he deserved it, about 10 min. later before the actual Flyleaf concert My twin how was 23 was found –wink- so she was nice enough to let me use her ID just so I get downstairs with Jae and away from all the stupid little teeny-boppers from then on it all Kicked Ass and I got home about 12 something.
Then at 2:00 a.m. only god knows why I decided I would go out to coffee with my 2 brothers (mumbles random shit under breath) now I’m not Quiet sure what I was thinking maybe I wasn’t but hey I was picked on and tortured by the Tiger (I will come up with come backs) (and I haven’t forgot the fingerer comment) but even though I was picked on I had fun I think if they didn’t pick on me they wouldn’t love me anymore.
Following morning coffee so this would be Monday now I went to my G-ma’s afterwards and hung out with her and my 2year old cousin (god forbid I have another on the way from the same women) any who later Monday night ended up Getting sick (found bumps on my neck) and was sick until Wed. afternoon, then on Thursday my home girl Shayna came to stay the night and we hung out with to of our other friends all that jazz.
And THEN Friday night I ended up getting really sick again so I was sick and still am A little sick and for about 2 days I just layed on the couch I could barely swallow and all so I had soups and lots of drinks then finally Tad took me to the Dr. yesterday Tuesday and the results are Mono, yes I said Mono how the fuck I got Mono I don’t know its probably from sharing my drinks and shit with people all the damn time (most the time people don’t even ask me anyways) so he gave me lots of medication told me to rest and also not to kiss anyone or share my drinks or anything like that and after the Meds I should be right as ran.
So now here I sit in my sickness feeling better then I did but still sick.
Oh ya here is:

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV. remote because they refuse to walk to the TV. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?

2 comments:

Carnalopey said...

Stop kissing strange people... then you won't get Mono. HA!!


Sorry your sick bug - but you probably got it from someone who hangs around you alot anyway.

Tiger said...

Sorry to hear you are having a rough time of it sis. Get better, we still have coffee to do. We can however forgo the hug thing till you are better...(dons the bio-gear)

I have no idea what you mean by I tourtured you...*cough*.